Scenes From A Zombie FAIL Board

From time to time, when circumstances put me in a KP facility that is not my own, I will travel around and see if I can find a Zombie UHW bulletin board, if for no other reason than to see how information is traveling amongst the minions supporting the brain-sucking undead. This is typically called "Opposition Research."

However, in this case, it was more like a trip down Memory Lane...



Lots of info, but something doesn't quite look right, particularly that green one right in the middle...



Wow. The two-tier wage is history. Good thing to know. Perhaps someone should let the security guards know about that.

There's another point of focal interest, something to do with the responsibilities of a steward...



Hmm. You see a lot in there about providing service to the members, but nothing about swearing eternal loyalty to SEIU.

This next one, though, is the clincher: It has a message to the troops, stating that UHW is "your union." That message was sent out from none other than Sal Rosselli...



Does anyone suspect that maybe a SEIU strategery for winning the upcoming Kaiser election is to pretend that Sal is still in charge of UHW, and that NUHW is actually being run by Thug Regan and Esquirol Medina?

Or are the post-trusteeship "stewards" at this particular Kaiser facility just too damn lazy, and cannot be bothered with actually keeping their membership up-to-date on what Zombie UHW is doing to for them?

And if you are wondering what those horizontal white sheets in the bottom of the case are, they are notices from the local NUHW folks as to what SEIU has been up to. I suppose, in this KaiPerm facility, it is up to the NUHW supporters to keep the Zombie UHW supporters up to date.