Friday, December 18, 2009

There's a New Joke Going Around...

Have ya heard it?

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Zombie UHW: "What?"


Vote tally thus far, as of 7:30 p.m.

NUHW: 283
No Union: 263
Zombie UHW:

No, folks, that is not a mistype - after all those slick mailers and dues dollars poured into the org fight, the Purple Plague got a grand total of 13 votes.

According to on-site sources, Zombie UHW is unwilling to resolve the issues of challenge ballots this evening, so there may not be a final tally until some time tomorrow - or even possibly early next week. Updates will be provided as they come in.

In the meantime - SEIU's 747 (assisted by a pro-SEIU hospital management team) just finished third with an anvil to a broken-down Citroen with no back wheels.

"Stronger Together..."

1 comment:

  1. Indeed the Zombie's 2 biggest achievements in this campaign: getting bitch-slapped back to the Stone Age, and pissing off enough workers to have nearly as many Neither votes as NUHW votes. Way to move the labor movement backwards! I can't wait until I can stop bankrolling these bastards!


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