Have ya heard it?
NUHW: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"
Zombie UHW: "What?"
Vote tally thus far, as of 7:30 p.m.
No Union: 263
Zombie UHW: 13
No, folks, that is not a mistype - after all those slick mailers and dues dollars poured into the org fight, the Purple Plague got a grand total of 13 votes.
According to on-site sources, Zombie UHW is unwilling to resolve the issues of challenge ballots this evening, so there may not be a final tally until some time tomorrow - or even possibly early next week. Updates will be provided as they come in.
In the meantime - SEIU's 747 (assisted by a pro-SEIU hospital management team) just finished third with an anvil to a broken-down Citroen with no back wheels.